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Miss Crocodilly – Doug McDonald

Miss Crocodilly was a pretty little thing
And just old enough to have a bitty fling
She travelled up north by the mango stand
North by east from the never never land

Mister Crocodog was a mighty big noise
Up in the north he was king of the boys
A great big thrasher with a 20 foot tail
He could make the mightiest trembling wail

Now Mister Crocodog went to town one day
Just for a munch and a little bitty play
Miss Crocodilly he there a spied
“Now there’s a nice filly I’ll make her my bride”

Not being backward in this sort of thing
He wandered on over like a fully blown king
He said “Now Miss it sounds kinda silly
But how about your being Mrs Crocodocodilly”

She said “Now Mister you’re mighty uncouth
You’ve got no manners and you’re missing a tooth
Besides all that you’re just a big log
I’m a Crocodilly and you’re a Crocodog”

Back in the swamps Mister Crocodog cried
“She’ll be my wife though she’s hurt my pride”
So he learned up his manners from the etiquette book
Made a false tooth and restored his good looks

Mister Crocodog then marched into town
He said “Now Miss don’t you turn me down”
She looked up at him and said “I must have the wog
But I will change my name to Mrs Crocodillydog”

And so they were married in the ‘T Tree’ church
And not long after she was having her first
She looked up at hubby with a great big smile
And said “Now dear we’ll have to call him…Master Crocodile”

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from Billygoat and Crocodilly Rock, released May 8, 2012

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Ken McDonald Music Brisbane, Australia

G’day, I am Ken McDonald, a singer songwriter who has been writing songs for over 40 years. I started recording albums for fun about 10 years ago. I have completed five albums, some with the help of family and friends.

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